I am looking forward to an all Republican Congress, with the same unbridled enthusiasm as my first Colonoscopy. My only solace in life is having been put to sleep without that one Senator in attendance, who wears, with a child-like sense of pride, her former occupation of performing castrations. It is an occupation no doubt instrumental in getting her elected in her state. What better qualifications, could she possibly have to accomplish her stated goal of making them squeal.
For those of you not utterly frightened at America's prospects for the next two years, contemplate, if you will the potentiality of a Mike Hucabee Presidency in 2016? I heard that he has divested himself of all earthly things, positions and titles in preparation. It sounds like he was getting a cleansing..
Anyone have a Kleenex?