A town, on the Carobbean Coast Region, a port city. Population like San Francisco with beautiful beaches, the color of the water is as exotic and romantic as the sunsets. There are tons for tourists and prostitution is legal. So, let's say you are advanced scouts from the White House staff or the (shhhhh) Secret Service and you are a dude, and need to kill a few hours before being pressed into service, so you pick up the phone and dial 1-800-Rent-A-Hoe.
A sultry voice asks you to dial 1 for English, and then you hear a whisper telling you what is available and who. A few items your wife would be loathe to do and some you would not dare ask. In a knee jerk reaction, you pick one from Group A and three from Group B. With a sigh, you took a pass on Group C because you're economic status would have to be Hedge Fund Manager or the equivalent. The 3rd item from Group B, is the Bavarian Basket Twist, the details of which are outside of your knowledge base, but you can't resist a lifetime of bragging rights.
Now, one of your buds thought the quote was in Pesos and Roxy said it was Dollares. Roxy was overheard saying, "no senior, ju no pay only 300 Pesos for being bound and getting a good spanking"
and he stiffs her and she dials up the government Hoe Complaint Departmrnt and the supervisor (who has a different title in the U.S.), in turn, calls Washington and all hell breaks loose.
CARTAGENA.... Wonder what the weather is like in November?