Slate magazine has a write-in on the order of Dear Abby, and one lady met a wonderful man who was seriously and microscopically under endowed and she wonders what to do and how to break it off.
I offered this comment:
The little problem woman can have a conversation with the guy and she should know that he is well aware of his under abundance. Discuss my recommendation.
Doc Johnson, the maker of sex toys, has a strap on made for men to wear. The dongs are interchangeable and you can get an array of 6, 7, 8 and more thick inches. Since the average real penis is about 5 inches, and you use the 8" X 2" diameter, you will be not just inches, but in the long run, miles ahead of your sisters. So he does not think you are just another size queen, buy one made for women and massage his prostate often. He will treat you like a Greek goddess.
Now this does not mean that it is an end all. The good lord told me in person, that he gave both of you mouths and the use of ingesting food was only his secondary objective.
On the other hand, get someone hung like a common farm animal and married or not, you'll probably be waiting on line.
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
HOW THE PRESIDENTS WANTS TO DEAL WITH GAYS
I am sick of the terminology used when talking about the GLBT community and the lies of this administration.
A federal judge struck down the military's Don't Ask, Don't Tell (DADT) obnoxious policy that the Rhodes scholar Bill Clinton signed into law. BTW Bill should stick to heterosexual matters as he has no clue beyond those narrow parameters.
Now Obama used DADT as part of his platform promising to repeal it, but in my opinion, he lied through his teeth. He wants congress to repeal which is the same as saying that I'm for repeal but I will set up a situation whereby it will not happen.
So the legal snakes tried to ask the judge to stay execution of her decision and she saw right through their sick and lame excuse about needing time. The military doesn't need time. They had tons of time. This is not a delicate national security matter. Here's a clue Obama... Gays are equal. What don't you know about the definition of the word, "equal".
One by one the promises made by our leader, Barak Obama has been reversed. This was an excellent opportunity to embrace the end of DADT, but Obama and Gates speak with forked tongue.
The military does not need a way to deal with gays. Gays don't have to be dealt with like they are aliens. This, in my view is a bunch of bull manure.
I still don't want gays to join the freeking military. I want only straight people to get wounded and die until the ignorant leaders realize that gays are 100% equal and do not have to be dealt with.
The words "dealt with" is a damn abomination and reflects the basic bias and bigotry of those who spout it
A federal judge struck down the military's Don't Ask, Don't Tell (DADT) obnoxious policy that the Rhodes scholar Bill Clinton signed into law. BTW Bill should stick to heterosexual matters as he has no clue beyond those narrow parameters.
Now Obama used DADT as part of his platform promising to repeal it, but in my opinion, he lied through his teeth. He wants congress to repeal which is the same as saying that I'm for repeal but I will set up a situation whereby it will not happen.
So the legal snakes tried to ask the judge to stay execution of her decision and she saw right through their sick and lame excuse about needing time. The military doesn't need time. They had tons of time. This is not a delicate national security matter. Here's a clue Obama... Gays are equal. What don't you know about the definition of the word, "equal".
One by one the promises made by our leader, Barak Obama has been reversed. This was an excellent opportunity to embrace the end of DADT, but Obama and Gates speak with forked tongue.
The military does not need a way to deal with gays. Gays don't have to be dealt with like they are aliens. This, in my view is a bunch of bull manure.
I still don't want gays to join the freeking military. I want only straight people to get wounded and die until the ignorant leaders realize that gays are 100% equal and do not have to be dealt with.
The words "dealt with" is a damn abomination and reflects the basic bias and bigotry of those who spout it
Sunday, October 3, 2010
A-ADIOS TO RICK SANCHEZ
Rick Sanchez, an ex newscaster (love the ex part) for CNN made the bigoted and, I'm sure, monumentally stupid and deleterious comment that Jews control the media. Yea, Rick, but you forgot to include Wall Street, Congress, and Carnegie's Deli. Rick, you're giving bigots a bad name.
Sanchez tried to be homey, tried to kiss up to the Hispanic listeners, but when ever I watch, there seemed to be a disingenuous undercurrent, the under taste of something foreign being added to my cocktail. I am a news freak but my watching him diminished as I disconnected to his personality, and his attitude. I couldn't put my finger on it, but it, now, reared its ugly head and CNN severed it.
I am, for one, delighted he was canned. This is an emotion I rarely have and am surprised at myself for gloating, but if anyone deserved the pink slip, it is Ricky baby.
So let me say Adios or should it be Shalom? Hope I never see you again.
As the expression goes; don't let the door hit you on the way out!
Sanchez tried to be homey, tried to kiss up to the Hispanic listeners, but when ever I watch, there seemed to be a disingenuous undercurrent, the under taste of something foreign being added to my cocktail. I am a news freak but my watching him diminished as I disconnected to his personality, and his attitude. I couldn't put my finger on it, but it, now, reared its ugly head and CNN severed it.
I am, for one, delighted he was canned. This is an emotion I rarely have and am surprised at myself for gloating, but if anyone deserved the pink slip, it is Ricky baby.
So let me say Adios or should it be Shalom? Hope I never see you again.
As the expression goes; don't let the door hit you on the way out!
Sunday, September 26, 2010
CONFESS AND GET WHAT YOU DESERVE
Today there was an article in Salon's newsletter about a guy who admitted an "affair" to his wife and how she bravely put him through some hoops and ultimately let him stay so I guess she could hold it over his head for life.
I know a handful will disagree, but I think the husband here got what he deserved. First, he had lots of arguments with his wife and went to counseling. Wrong! Don't argue with them, it is useless. Let them rant and walk out of the room. And real men don't go to counseling. Tell her to start without you.
Next, you admitted you had an affair. Mister, how dumb can you be? What are you, George Washington admitting he chopped down a freeking tree? Anyone knows you don't admit anything to a wife. What don't you know about the word, anything? You don't admit getting a Ketchup stain on a paper napkin, no less that you had an affair. And, by the way, you don't call it an affair. What are you a woman in drag? You were screwing someone, as in the word, humping. Real men don't sleep with women or have affairs, you woos.
Now, you'll be on a short leash the rest of your woos life apologizing for being alive. Let me teach you a new word. It is emasculated. Jeez, in survival of the fittest, this guy would not even get on Noah's ark.
I know a handful will disagree, but I think the husband here got what he deserved. First, he had lots of arguments with his wife and went to counseling. Wrong! Don't argue with them, it is useless. Let them rant and walk out of the room. And real men don't go to counseling. Tell her to start without you.
Next, you admitted you had an affair. Mister, how dumb can you be? What are you, George Washington admitting he chopped down a freeking tree? Anyone knows you don't admit anything to a wife. What don't you know about the word, anything? You don't admit getting a Ketchup stain on a paper napkin, no less that you had an affair. And, by the way, you don't call it an affair. What are you a woman in drag? You were screwing someone, as in the word, humping. Real men don't sleep with women or have affairs, you woos.
Now, you'll be on a short leash the rest of your woos life apologizing for being alive. Let me teach you a new word. It is emasculated. Jeez, in survival of the fittest, this guy would not even get on Noah's ark.
Thursday, August 26, 2010
THE NEW SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE
This is based on an article I read today in The Daily Beast.
I don't think there will be a genderless future but I do believe that the number of people who will have homosexual sex will increase dramatically and we may see more partnerships with 3 or more and, at least 2 of the 3 will be switch hitters.
Those having homosexual sex will not all classify themselves as gay and the use of the term bisexual will grow by leaps and bounds as it becomes more and more accepted.
Traditional marriage between a man and a woman will include a sharp increase in the number of 3rd parties that join them either by living together or being tied to emotionally and often a 4th party or two couples who not only switch partners but also switch by gender. The 3rd or 4th party now is mostly "occasional" but in the future, emotional ties will grow.
It is growing now but mostly domiciled under the rug. The tentacles of this movement will reach out. If I were a priest, minister, rabbi, imam I'd have a permanent case of diarrhea that all the Kaopectate in the world wouldn't cure. And frankly, I think they could use this to adjust their perspectives.
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I don't think there will be a genderless future but I do believe that the number of people who will have homosexual sex will increase dramatically and we may see more partnerships with 3 or more and, at least 2 of the 3 will be switch hitters.
Those having homosexual sex will not all classify themselves as gay and the use of the term bisexual will grow by leaps and bounds as it becomes more and more accepted.
Traditional marriage between a man and a woman will include a sharp increase in the number of 3rd parties that join them either by living together or being tied to emotionally and often a 4th party or two couples who not only switch partners but also switch by gender. The 3rd or 4th party now is mostly "occasional" but in the future, emotional ties will grow.
It is growing now but mostly domiciled under the rug. The tentacles of this movement will reach out. If I were a priest, minister, rabbi, imam I'd have a permanent case of diarrhea that all the Kaopectate in the world wouldn't cure. And frankly, I think they could use this to adjust their perspectives.
Please see my gift site: www.attitudejewelry.com
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
WHITMAN CAN'T BUY MY VOTE
I LIVE AND VOTE IN CALIFORNIA. WHITMAN LIVES HERE BUT DIDN'T VOTE.
Every Whitman ad I see is an attack ad. It was the same during the Primary and now for the election. I guess her mentor is Karl. Her ads sound less the truth and more deleterious. Dirty tricks: her ads are like the Donald Sigretti of the Nixon area and it will not earn my vote.
She calls herself Meg to, what I gather is meant to soften her image and she uses buzz words about what she will do as Governor though I have not heard one peep of how she will get there. Governors require a legislature but a CEO does not need anyone, so I don't think she would be effective and don't think she will help the ordinary people.
She says she'll get jobs. Wow, what a wonderful revelation!
I do believe she will be a Bush style Republican and I don't need that.
Jerry Brown knows how to work with everyone, was a good Governor, was a good mayor, and was excellent at all other jobs in a lifetime of service to our state.
see my gift site: www.attitudejewelry.com
Every Whitman ad I see is an attack ad. It was the same during the Primary and now for the election. I guess her mentor is Karl. Her ads sound less the truth and more deleterious. Dirty tricks: her ads are like the Donald Sigretti of the Nixon area and it will not earn my vote.
She calls herself Meg to, what I gather is meant to soften her image and she uses buzz words about what she will do as Governor though I have not heard one peep of how she will get there. Governors require a legislature but a CEO does not need anyone, so I don't think she would be effective and don't think she will help the ordinary people.
She says she'll get jobs. Wow, what a wonderful revelation!
I do believe she will be a Bush style Republican and I don't need that.
Jerry Brown knows how to work with everyone, was a good Governor, was a good mayor, and was excellent at all other jobs in a lifetime of service to our state.
see my gift site: www.attitudejewelry.com
Sunday, August 22, 2010
CHRIST LIVED AT HOME UNTIL HE WAS 33
Salon Mag. on line had a wonderful article about a girl who became an independent adult at age 22. I did the same eons ago at age 21. However.......
My 25 year old identical twin boys were given the opportunity that was never available to me. I say they can choose the school they want and I would pay for their education, even graduate school. I couldn't think of a better way to spend some of my money.
One is going for an MBA, the other has an undergrad degree and going for advanced education in the radiology field.
They are smarter than me but never knew being poor or wearing hand-me-downs. I never had credit cards until I had a credit rating of note, and when I gave them a few cards, they asked me the credit limit. They like to tease their dad.
Though smarter than me at their age, I don't think they have a fire burning in their belly, don't have the do or die fight for survival and success, but they are better people than I'll ever be and I believe they will contribute way more than me to their family, to their community, society and country.
I asked them to become financially independent of me as a goal, but no time frame given. ASAP is my guideline. I'm in no hurry because I love them around. I'm sure they are motivated. Letting go is so hard. I know I have to.
Please see my gift site: www.attitudejewelry.com
My 25 year old identical twin boys were given the opportunity that was never available to me. I say they can choose the school they want and I would pay for their education, even graduate school. I couldn't think of a better way to spend some of my money.
One is going for an MBA, the other has an undergrad degree and going for advanced education in the radiology field.
They are smarter than me but never knew being poor or wearing hand-me-downs. I never had credit cards until I had a credit rating of note, and when I gave them a few cards, they asked me the credit limit. They like to tease their dad.
Though smarter than me at their age, I don't think they have a fire burning in their belly, don't have the do or die fight for survival and success, but they are better people than I'll ever be and I believe they will contribute way more than me to their family, to their community, society and country.
I asked them to become financially independent of me as a goal, but no time frame given. ASAP is my guideline. I'm in no hurry because I love them around. I'm sure they are motivated. Letting go is so hard. I know I have to.
Please see my gift site: www.attitudejewelry.com
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